Merry Christmas…

I know he only has to work one day a year (and wouldn’t that be nice?) but Father Christmas does have to put up with some real shit. For example, falling off roofs in  Merry Xmas Santa

As if breaking bones in his voluminous body wasn’t enough, the poor bearded man then gets himself stuck in a maze in Santa’s Busy Day

Battered, bruised and miserable, who could blame him from turning to drink in Santa’s Grotty Christmas..?

And you have to wonder why he bothers given what happens if the kids don’t get the presents they want. Just look at the instructions from Santa’s Day of Work
santasdayofwork

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