Got new trainers. I’m going for a run. They’ll make me go faster. Watch me run. Flying fast down the street. Nothing can stop me. Wooooo!
Except, of course, something did stop me.
I managed to get a restraining order out against those stupid Psions, and they had to move on. Last I heard they were bothering old Mrs Berry down the road, though while most of them were shuffling around outside her house one of them moved in, and old Mr Berry has had to go and live with his sister while his wife has it away with a space alien.
Anyway, they knew I’d got new trainers so they left all their rubbish lying around while I went for a joyful run. Now I’ve only gone and tripped over some of it and hurt my knee.
Bastards. I HATE THE PSIONS.
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