Here come the barrels! Are you going to jump over the barrels? Of course you are! Jump them! Jump over them! You’ll break your legs if you don’t jump, look at the speed they’re coming towards you. Jump! Jump you idiot! Why aren’t you jumping? JUMP!
Oh, you’ve been hit by the rolling barrels and now you’re dead.
Someone sweep this body away. Poor fool couldn’t work out how to jump. Can we have the next barrel jumper please?