“Right Mr Collins, welcome back to the Cassette 50 School of Motoring. Today you’re going to be overtaking some other cars.”
That sounds OK, I think I can handle that. But tell me how this is different to what we did when playing Motorway?
“It’s just different. Trust me. Will you trust me?”
OK, OK, I will. There’s no way you’d pull the exact same trick on me as before is there? Of course not. Off I go, see you back here in a few minutes…OH MOTHER OF GOD WHY CAN’T I SLOW DOWN AGAIN? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BRAKES AGAIN?? OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AGAIN!