I have an idea. Why don’t you go out and fly a very important space mission in the most unresponsive fighter jet ever, one so slow and crappy that you will almost certainly get killed. Fancy that? No? What’s wrong with you?
See the Atari 8-bit version of Psion Attack (called Zion Attack)
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Psion Attack
See the ZX81 version of Psion Attack
Also, similar to Planetoids on the Vic-20 Cassette 50
We’ve all dreamt of striding around on a giant cheeseburger haven’t we? Haven’t we? Just me then? Oh well. Get Cheeseburger in Paradise from itch.io.
Fly a plane to blow up a dam to flood some Gestapo headquarters. Why it didn’t occur to anybody just to bomb the Gestapo headquarters rather than go through with the dam flooding plan is beyond me.
(Note: While there is an Acorn Electron version of Attacker, this is basically identical to the game Dynamite instead). It’s also similar to Dynamite on the Amstrad Cassette 50 too.
See the Amstrad version of Attacker
See the ZX Spectrum version of Attacker
See the Atari 8-bit version of Attacker
See the Acorn Electron version of Attacker
See the ZX81 version of Attacker
Admit it, you’ve always wanted to fly a disembodied dogs head around and shoot at giant spunking flying cocks and helicopter ballbags haven’t you?
Well now you can.
Space Phallus is available for Linux, Mac OS X and Windows from itch.io