I have an idea. Why don’t you go out and fly a very important space mission in the most unresponsive fighter jet ever, one so slow and crappy that you will almost certainly get killed. Fancy that? No? What’s wrong with you?
See the Atari 8-bit version of Psion Attack (called Zion Attack)
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Psion Attack
See the ZX81 version of Psion Attack
Also, similar to Planetoids on the Vic-20 Cassette 50