If the aliens ever invade earth you have nothing to worry about. And you have nothing to worry about because there is one whole missile to protect us all. One whole missile that can be piloted by someone as inept as me, and that will surely fight off the invaders, and not miss them completely because it’s really hard to control.
This game is actually pretty good as far as Cassette 50 goes. And serves as a nice history lesson about countries that were once part of the USSR. I am rubbish at strategy games though, as the video attests:
Who hasn’t wanted to drop depth charges from a boat that doesn’t seem to be able to move down onto a submarine that is minding it’s own business at the bottom of the ocean? Well now you can!
See the Acorn Electron version of Submarines (Called Submarine)
See the ZX81 version of Submarine (Called Submarine)
See the Vic-20 version of Submarines
Another poor Pac-Man clone, very much like Maze Eater from this very same compilation! Why do you need two clones of the same game on one tape Cassette 50? Why?
A maze! That’s on Fire! Oh no!
Obviously, the colour of that on fire, blazing maze would be…blue?
BLUE?! WTF are you thinking Cassette 50?
It’s happened to all of us, hasn’t it? That day when you’re in a rush to get somewhere and you find yourself stuck in a garden full of weeds growing all around you, leaving you helplessly trapped. Those days are annoying aren’t they? Yeah.
What would you do if you had a bunch of gravestones marching upon you, their only intent to crush you? I know what I’d do, and that would be run away. Why you’d stand and shoot back at them is anyone’s guess, you idiot. Do you know how fast a gravestone can run? Not very, that’s the answer.
In what kind of crazy, fucked up world do you have to destroy an entire city just to be able to refuel? In the crazy, fucked up world of “Jet Flight”, that’s where:
See the Amstrad version of Jet Flight
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Microversion of Jet Flight
See the ZX81 version of Jet Flight (called Jet Fighter)
See the Vic-20 version of Jet Flight
See the Atari 8-bit version of Jet Flight (called Jet Fighter)
Some robots have nicked my spaceship, and then left a load of brown poo all over the floor which explodes when I step on it. Charming.
See the Vic-20 version of Spaceship
See the Amstrad version of Spaceship
See the Atari 8-bit version of Spaceship
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Spaceship
See the ZX81 version of Spaceship
Piss-poor breakout clone with a social vandalism twist. I can say no more. See for yourself: