Who’s up for an utterly pointless meander in a spaceship, flying over a planet and shooting at things that won’t shoot back?
Similar to Psion Attack on the Commodore 64 Cassette 50
Month: May 2016
Dustman Dan (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 29)
You have to feel for Dustman Dan. Not only does he go and have to pick up what I can only assume is radioactive waste (due it’s its flashing nature), he could quite easily fall off a ladder or down a hole and be killed. And if he doesn’t do it quick enough he doesn’t get paid at all. Poor Dustman Dan.
Very similar to Barrel Jump on the Commodore 64 Cassette 50.
Bomber (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 28)
You know what’s a great way to destroy a city? Farting bombs. FARTING BOMBS. I know that because I played this game which is about destroying a city with bombs. And when the bombs hit a building they did a big fart sound. Who can argue with that?
Very similar to:
Blitz on the ZX Spectrum Cassette 50
Jet Flight on the Commodore 64 Cassette 50
High Rise on the Amstrad Cassette 50
Whirly on the Amstrad Cassette 50
Attacker on the Acorn Electron Cassette 50
Bank Raid (Vic-20 Cassette 50 game 27)
Look, I get that if you’re going to rob a bank you should probably do it under cover of darkness. But taking a torch with you that can only be switched on 7 times? That seems like madness and you deserve to be caught by the fuzz.
Very similar to Dynamite on the Commodore 64 Cassette 50
Ski Run (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 26)
Tell you what I don’t want to see when I go for a ski. Demons, that’s what. Hanging about on the slopes waiting to steal your salopettes. I can’t stand the cheeky bastards.
Jet Mobile (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 25)
Hey! Hey you! Come over here and look at my Jet mobile. It’s so fast. It’s better than your car. Watch me drive it. Watch. Just watch.
Fuck, I’ve crashed into an exclamation mark. Balls.
See the Commodore 64 version of Jet Mobile
See the ZX Spectrum version of Jet Mobile
See the Atari 8-bit version of Jet Mobile
See the ZX81 version of Jet Mobile
See the Acorn Electron version of Jet Mobile
Intruder (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 24)
If your idea of an intruder is a caterpillar in a box then this is the game for you. If you get sexually excited by a pixel version of a tiny crow this is also probably the game for you too. You pervert.
See the Amstrad version of Intruder
See the Commodore 64 version of Intruder
See the Atari 8-bit version of Intruder
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Intruder
See the ZX81 version of Intruder
Also, this is pretty much the same as Jetmobile on the Commodore 64 Cassette 50
Force Field (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 23)
I’ve met my fair share of Spongs and Gulpers in my lifetime. And do you know what? They’re all bastards. Utter bastards.
See the Commodore 64 version of Force Field
See the Acorn Electron version of Force Field
See the ZX81 version of Force Field
Submarines (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 22)
Toot toot! This is the sound of me in my submarine, merrily moving through the ocean. Oh look, there’s a nice whale. Hello Mr Whale! And look at that, it’s a starfish. Hello Mrs Starfish! And look at that – it’s a big fuck off depth charge about to land on my head…
Balls.
See the Commodore 64 version of Submarines
See the ZX81 version of Submarines (called Submarine)
See the Acorn Electron version of Submarines (called Submarine)
Plasma Bolt (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 21)
So the thing is, you now live on a planet where you have to collect plasma bolts in a jug, and then fire them back up at these things coming down at you. I think I’d move house. You can’t be staying here for the view, it’s awful.
See the Commodore 64 version of Plasma Bolt
See the Dragon 32 version of Plasma Bolt
See the Atari 8-bit version of Plasma Bolt
See the Acorn Electron version of Plasma Bolt
See the ZX81 version of Plasma Bolt
