You know, if I could live anywhere it would be in Colony-9. Colony-9 would be better than Colony-8 or Colony-10 or even Colonies 1 – 65,876,875,492,320,000. Because Springy would live in Colony-9. You know Springy don’t you? Little fella with a spring on his bottom half (no, I don’t know if he has a widge, stop asking). He jumps up and down a lot collecting what looks like piles of yellow sick from off of the floor. Top guy is that Springy. So fuck you Colony-1 and the rest. We’ve got Springy. Pick up your own piles of sick, he’s staying here with us in Colony-9 (until he falls off the screen, the stupid bastard).