Cheeseburger in Paradise

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We’ve all dreamt of striding around on a giant cheeseburger haven’t we? Haven’t we? Just me then? Oh well. Get Cheeseburger in Paradise from itch.io.

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Door Simulator 2015…

Door Simulator 2015

You can get simulators for all kinds of things nowadays.  From the days of Sim City to Theme Park to New York City Bus Simulator, to making your characters do rudes with the maid in The Sims, these games are everywhere.

(What? Come on, we’ve all had our characters do rudes with the maid in The Sims haven’t we?)

Anyway, now it’s time for a simulator to rise up and show us one of the most scintillating experiences you could ever hope to play in a game. Walking through a Door. Walking through lots and lots of doors. Maybe occasionally having to jump onto some pillars to get to another door. Doors, doors, doors. Gotta open them doors.

Door Simulator 2015 is completely free and is available from itch.io for Linux (yay!), Mac OS X (meh) and Windows (ugghh). Get walking through doors.

Colorful…

So, strictly speaking this isn’t a retro game at all, having been released in 2013. However, I’m including it for two reasons. Firstly, it is very retro styled. And secondly because it has the bleakest, most depressing intro sequence of any game I have ever played.

Just watch:

If you’re one of the cool kids like me and you use Linux you can download it from the developers website. If you’re one of the uncool kids who uses Windows you can also download it. If you’re a Mac user then you are only pretending to be a cool kid and you can’t have it at all.