Exchange (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 50)

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Richard Whitely, Carol Vorderman, Susie Dent, Rachel Riley, Des Lynam, Des O’Connor, Jeff Stelling, Nick Hewer, Ted Moult, Alison Heard….your boys took one hell of a beating:

See the Vic-20 version of Exchange
See the Amstrad version of Exchange
See the Atari 8-bit version of Exchange
See the Acorn Electron version of Exchange
See the ZX81 version of Exchange

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The Force (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 49)

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Who hasn’t ever wanted to be put in a cage in a smelly room by the Skull Master? I know I have. And now you can, by playing THE FORCE.

This is basically the same as Skull Castle on the Vic-20 Cassette 50

 

See the Atari 8-bit version of The Force
See the Acorn Electron version of The Force
See the ZX81 version of The Force

Jet Mobile (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 47)

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Jet mobile. Jet. Mobile.

It’s not a fucking jet mobile. It’s snake.

Get out of my sight Cassette 50, go and think about what you’ve done.


See the Acorn Electron version of Jetmobile
See the Vic-20 version of Jet Mobile
See the ZX81 version of Jetmobile

See the Atari 8-bit version of Jet Mobile
See the ZX Spectrum version of Jetmobile
Also very similar to Intruder on the Vic-20 version of Cassette 50

Parachutist (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 46)

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In real life, when people parachute out of a plane do they really have to aim for what looks like a mattress that has been left in a field for them to land on?

I didn’t think so, but that is exactly what is happening here. So, your choices are:

  • Land on the mattress. It’s old, it’s soiled. There are dubious stains in it. It’s been dragged out of a skip. There are hypodermic needles on it too; or,
  • Don’t land on the mattress and break a leg instead.

What would you do…?

HANG ON, HANG ON, HAVE YOU JUST COPIED THIS WORD FOR WORD FROM THE ACORN ELECTRON REVIEW OF THIS GAME?

Why yes, I have. Although it’s called Parachute on the Electron and not Parachutist. So that’s different.


See the Atari 8-bit version of Parachute
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Parachute
See the ZX81 version of Parachute.

Space Search (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 42)

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Who on earth would send a space ship full of people out and then tell them they have to search for where the’re going rather than just tell them where it is? Cassette 50, that’s who. Cruel, heartless Cassette 50, happy to see people starve to death or die from lack of oxygen as they fruitlessly try and find a planet to live on.

You’re evil Cassette 50.

See the ZX Spectrum version of Space Search
See the Vic-20 version of Space Search
See the Atari 8-bit version of Space Search
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Space Search
See the ZX81 version of Space Search

Derby Dash (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 41)

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Bet all your money on a horse. Bet it all. All of it. Give me your money, I’ll do it for you.

Oh, your horse lost. Bad luck. Cheer up your horse now. It’s sad. Cheer it up. Kiss your horse.

KISS IT.

(It is called Randy Andy after all):

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Watch me lose all my money on the gee-gees:

See the Vic-20 version of Derby Dash
See the Atari 8-bit version of Derby Dash
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Microversion of Derby Dash
See the ZX81 version of Derby Dash
Also very similar to Day at the Races on the Amstrad Cassette 50