Galactic Dogfight ( Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 47)

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Witness the two most inefficient fighting spaceships try and have a ruck. No one gets hit. Ever.

See the Commodore 64 version of Galactic Dogfight
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Galactic Dogfight
See the ZX81 version of Galactic Dogfight

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Galactic Dogfight (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 9)

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Have you ever seen someone play a two player game on his own and still lose? You have now:

See the Vic-20 version of Galactic Dogfight
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Galactic Dogfight
See the ZX81 version of Galactic Dogfight

Galactic Dogfight (ZX81 Cassette 50 Game 9)

Galactic Dogfight

Let’s go fight. In space. In our spaceships. Pew pew pew!

Wait, I can’t find my shoot button. Stop shooting at me! You cheat! You absolute fucking cheat!

And I can’t seem to move my ship. What have you done? Stop it! This is no fun.

No fun at all.


See the Commodore 64 version of Galactic Dogfight
See the Vic-20 version of Galactic Dogfight
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Galactic Dogfight

Galactic Dogfight (Acorn Electron Cassette 50 Game 9)

Galactic Dogshite more like. Two flickery objects flit around the screen, flying in a manner much like Daddy Longlegs do. I hate Daddy Longlegs. Like pissed flying spiders. Horrific. This is supposed to be a game for two players. You can’t actuall…

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Note: the BBC Micro version is identical to the Acorn Electron version

Galactic Dogshite more like.

Two flickery objects flit around the screen, flying in a manner much like Daddy Longlegs do. I hate Daddy Longlegs. Like pissed flying spiders. Horrific.

This is supposed to be a game for two players. You can’t actually control either ship, all you have to do is press a button to release some bombs. One ship fires asterisks. The other fires hashtags out in all directions, much like someone trying too hard on Twitter.

At some point one of these bombs might hit the other ship and you win. I’ve never seen that happen:

See the Commodore 64 version of Galactic Dogfight

See the Vic-20 version of Galactic Dogfight
See the ZX81 version of Galactic Dogfight