“Hey! Let’s play Rock, Paper, Scissors”
Ummmm, OK, if yoiu really want to Cassette 50. Let’s go. I choose paper!
“I choose rock”.
Yay! I win! Another game Cassette 50?
*sulkily* “Yeah, I guess so”
Come on, don’t be like that. He we go again.
I choose paper
“I choose sword”
Sword? There’s no sword! It’s rock, paper or scissors!
“No, I choose sword. All must bow before me or I’ll chop your heads off”.