Space Ship (Atari 8-bit Cassette 50 Game 29)

So there’s this spaceship, right, and you have to move yourself underneath it to kill it. Kill it stone dead. You heartless xenophobic bastard.

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Spaceship (Amstrad Cassette 50 Game 29)

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Is it Spaceship or Space Ship? These, and other important questions will be asked on the One Show, 7pm BBC 1.

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See the ZX81 version of Spaceship

Spaceship (Vic-20 Cassette 50 Game 48)

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Guess how far away the alien is. If you don’t guess right the alien kisses you, or something.

See the Commodore 64 version of Spaceship
See the Amstrad version of Spaceship
See the Atari 8-bit version of Spaceship
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Spaceship
See the ZX81 version of Spaceship

Spaceship (Commodore 64 Cassette 50 Game 29)

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Some robots have nicked my spaceship, and then left a load of brown poo all over the floor which explodes when I step on it. Charming.


See the Vic-20 version of Spaceship
See the Amstrad version of Spaceship
See the Atari 8-bit version of Spaceship
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Spaceship
See the ZX81 version of Spaceship

Spaceship (ZX81 Cassette 50 Game 29)

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Some bad news. You’re trapped on a spaceship on your own. The spaceship is on fire and you’re running out of oxygen. The spaceship is collapsing and you need to get to a higher level to get a fresh oxygen supply and have any chance of being rescued.

Think you’re tough enough to survive that? Yeah, well maybe you do. But there’s another twist: a big freaking ALIEN is on board and he wants to eat your face. He doesn’t care about such things as fire and lack of oxygen. No, chewing on your face is all the alien is concerned about. Tasty, tasty face.

Still think this is easy? Well, you’re weightless too so moving about is difficult. So stop pretending that you are going to get out because you’re getting eaten and you’re getting burned and you’re running out of air. And you smell.

See the Commodore 64 version of Spaceship
See the Vic-20 version of Spaceship
See the Amstrad version of Spaceship
See the Atari 8-bit version of Spaceship
See the Acorn Electron & BBC Micro version of Spaceship

Spaceship (Acorn Electron Cassette 50 Game 29)

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Note: the BBC Micro version is identical

It’s back into space once again for Cassette 50. This time I have to shoot another spaceship within a time limit before it humps me. I don’t want to be humped by a spaceship.

With this game you don’t even get the exciting chance to shoot your own gun, it does it automatically, so it’s just move left, move right, make sure you get there before the time limit runs out and you get humped. And it’s terribly unfair, as you’ll see from the video.

I added some music to build the anticipation of my alien humping. Keep your hands where I can see them, you pervert.

See the Commodore 64 version of Spaceship
See the Vic-20 version of Spaceship
See the Amstrad version of Spaceship
See the Atari 8-bit version of Spaceship
See the ZX81 version of Spaceship